Tuesday night while I was cooking dinner, my (almost) 8 year old son came up to me and told me that he just witnessed the miracle of birth.
(WHAT?!?!?!?!) I choked on my response for a moment before I was able to ask "What Species?". He then proceeded to inform me that "it was a buffalo. And there was all this slime coming out of it's
butt and stuff.
NOT the stomach."
*Gulp*
Turns out, he was watching
NatGeo Wild and there happened to be a buffalo giving birth on the show. Gross.
Perhaps a little more parental control on what he's watching is in order here...
Once again, the Mommy of the Year Award goes to ME!!!